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पिछले 2 घंटे में मेरे पास केजरीवाल का 10 बार फ़ोन आ चूका हैं ? अगला नम्बर आपका हो सकता हैं ? जानिये क्यों

सुनो ! एक ख़ास बात बता रहा हूँ वो अपने दिल्ली के मुख्यमंत्री हैं ना अरविन्द केजरीवाल वो मुझे पिछले 2 घंटे में 10  बार फ़ोन कर चुके हैं और हाँ मेरा एक दोस्त बता रहा था की उसके पास भी बार बार केजरीवाल का फ़ोन आ रहा हैं . यार ये हो क्या रहा हैं आखिरकार केजरीवाल हरियाणा वालो को फ़ोन क्यों कर रहा हैं . इस लेख में पूरी जानकारी हैं सबूत के साथ पढ़ लो

हरियाणा वालो को केजरीवाल फ़ोन क्यों कर रहा हैं –

दिल्ली के मुख्यमंत्री हरियाणा के लोगो को फ़ोन कर रहे हैं एक बार नही बार बार मुझे भी आया दोस्तों को भी और हो सकता हैं आपको भी मुख्यमंत्री शाहब का फ़ोन आया हो या फिर आने वाला हो . तो सुन लीजिये ये पूरा मामला क्या हैं दरअसल आम आदमी पार्टी अब दिल्ली के बाद हरियाणा में अपने झंडे गाड़ने की फिराक में हैं मतलब सीधा हैं यार हरियाणा में चुनाव लड़ेंगे केजरीवाल शाहब .

केजरीवाल का फ़ोन बार बार क्यों आ रहा हैं –

इससे पहले की आपको पूरी कहानी बताये क्यों कैसे कब किसलिए उससे पहले यह पढ़ लीजिये की उस फ़ोन काल में क्या कह रहे हैं केजरीवाल शाहब –

मेरे फ़ोन की रिंग बजी मेने फ़ोन उठाया उधर से आवाज आई राम राम जी मैं अरविन्द केजरीवाल बोल रहा हूँ . ओह वाह गजब मै तो ये सुनते ही खुश हो गया मुख्यमंत्री शाहब ने काल किया हैं . मेरा दिमाग छलांगे मारने लगा की सारा खेल बोल 24 यानी इस साईट का हैं जो मुख्यमंत्री भी बधाई दे रहे हैं . आगे सुनाई दिया की हरियाणा में सब दुखी हैं मेरा माथा सनक गया अरे ऐसा क्या हो गया .मेने बोला क्या हुआ बताओ तो सही आगे बोले की बच्चे भी दुखी हैं महिला भी दुखी हैं मतलब सब दुखी हैं . मेने फिर बोला बताओ तो हुआ क्या हैं दुखी क्यों हैं लेकिन वो तो बस अपनी ही बता रहे थे . ऐसे ही बोलते रहे फिर आखिर में बोला की 25 मार्च को हम इक्कठा हो रहे हैं आप भी आजाना मेने बोला जनाब मैं कहा आऊ कैसे और क्यों ? बोले हमारी रैली हैं ओह्ह फिर मुझे समझ आया ये तो कुछ और ही खेल था .

राजनीती का नया रूप डिजिटल न्योता –

वैसे तो डिजिटल इंडिया की बड़ी बड़ी बाते और अच्छी अच्छी बाते मोदी जी करते हैं लेकिन असली मजे तो केजरीवाल शाहब ले रहे हैं . अब आप खुद ही देख लो जनाब लोगो को सीधा काल करके ही रैली में बुला रहा हैं . पुरे डिजिटल होकर काम कर रहे हैं तकनीक के जरिये रिकॉर्ड किये गये काल रिकॉर्डिंग को सीधे लोगो के फ़ोन में पहुचा देते हैं . जनाब काफी बार तो पता ही नही चलता काल मनुअल मोड़ वाली हैं या फिर कम्प्यूटराइज . लेकिन ये काल सिस्टम लोगो को परेशान भी कर रहा हैं शायद जिन कम्पनियों को काल करवाने का ठेका दिया हैं और सही से काम नही कर रहे एक ही नम्बर पर दिन में 10 बार काल बजवा देते हैं . खैर अब देखना होगा की केजरीवाल की 25 मार्च वाली रैली में क्या होता हैं क्या घोषणाये और सियासी सरगर्मिया रहती हैं

इस लेख का प्राथमिक उदेश्य  मजाकिया रूप में  आप तक खबर पहुचाना हैं ये लेख परविंदर सिंह ने लिखा हैं अपनी राय कमेन्ट कीजिये .






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